Shoot High Old Man

My brother's advice: "shoot high". That is some great advice. Thanks bro!

Today was a bonanza; a marketing blitz; an all out assault on the MNCs. I applied all over the US of A, then I posted my resume on a couple of additional job database websites. Suddenly, THIS caught my attention. For some reason, I don't think that is what big bro has in mind. In fact, it is kind of messed up to think of performing a job standing in the terrible Portland rain holding a pizza sign--all for 9 bucks an hour. I LOVE pizza so don't get me wrong about the result of their deep marketing plan. It is important work...but I think I'll pass for the moment.

Fortunately, E sent me a sweet link to a position that I don't qualify for. Maybe they would look the other way and just hand over the six figure income?

Just to be clear on the picture in the upper-right...there isn't a single person in the world who needs (nor I would imagine wants) a "pizza on a stick". Please people, ever hear of the "slice" of pizza? I think my future is bright if there are people out there with terrible ideas.

P.S. Does anyone have an "in" with a key person at a consumer product goods company such as P&G or SC Johnson? I could use the help if you do.